No Hallowe’en horror story could possibly match the macabre evil of the events of November 22nd, 1963.
When Paul Krassner published a cartoon showing LBJ committing an
indecent act with the bullet holes in JFK’s head,* little did he know
how close he was to the truth.
Metaphorically, the image captured LBJ’s soul perfectly.
But it wasn’t LBJ who committed indecent acts with JFK’s bullet
holes. It was actually certain members of the US military top brass –
including JFK’s arch-enemy Gen. Curtis LeMay – who did that.
David Lifton’s book Best Evidenceexposed
the shocking truth back in 1981: Prior to the official autopsy at
Bethesda Naval Hospital, JFK’s body was kidnapped and mutilated by
top-ranking officers. His brain was scooped out and stolen. His bullet
holes were butchered and enlarged.
The purpose of the ghoulish desecration of the President’s body:
Obscure the fact that he had obviously been shot from the front.
Actually, JFK’s body was kidnapped twice. The first time was in
Dallas, when the Secret Service drew their guns on the Dallas Police and
stole JFK’s corpse from its lawful custodians.
The second postmortem kidnapping apparently happened after Air Force
One landed near Bethesda Naval Hospital. JFK’s body was snatched and
rushed to Bethesda in a plain metal casket, wrapped in a body bag. There
it was covertly butchered under the supervision of LeMay and other high
officers.
About an hour later, a fancy presidential hearse arrived, loaded with
the fancy presidential casket, after following a leisurely parade
route. Just one problem: The casket was empty.
The grieving throngs who had come out to pay their last respects to
America’s greatest president had been saluting an empty casket.
Folks, if you can put up with this, you’re an interesting species of
subhuman slime. If you would rather live like a coward, rather than
stand up and die defending your country from these monsters, your life
isn’t worth anything anyway.
*”Krassner’s most notorious publishing prank was his “Parts That Were
Left Out of the Kennedy Book” hoax in 1967, presented as actual
excerpts that Jacqueline Kennedy had removed from William Manchester’s The Death of a President
prior to publication. Defying conventional norms of taste and decency,
its climactic scene involved Jackie discovering LBJ engaged in
necrophilia with JFK’s corpse on Air Force One.” – Paul Krassner on Obama, Orgies, and the Art of Offensive Cartoons, by Michael Dooley